Evil Dead - Do the Necronomicon

CHERYL
Now we honor the Necronomicon

FEMALE CANDARIAN DEMONS
Now we honor the Necronomicon

ALL CANDARIAN DEMONS
Now we honor the Necronomicon
Now we honor the Necronomicon

LEAD
Now we honor the Necronomicon
With our very own special dance

ASH
How the hell do demons do their very own special dance?

LEAD
In hell we dance our own special way
Let’s show him how we dance while our bodies decay

SHELLY
Do we bounce like Backstreet?

LEAD
Not without a heartbeat

JAKE
Do we grind like Michale Bivens?

LEAD
Bel Biv Devoe before the living.

LINDA
Do we whoop like Tag Team?

LEAD
Not without a bloodstream

ED
Let’s Macarena like that group did!

LEAD
No that’s just stupid

ALL CANDARIAN DEMONS
Deadite zombies like to get their freak on
And when we get together they do the Necronomicon
Do the Necronomicon
Do the Necronomicon
Come on, come on
And do the Necronomicon

LEAD
You gotta follow the moves

(Jake and Ed grunt)

Right to the letter

(Shelly squeals)

It’s just like the time warp

OTHER CANDARIAN DEMONS
What?!?!?!?!

LEAD
Only better!

OTHER CANDARIAN DEMONS
(Cheer)

ALL CANDARIAN DEMONS
First we jump
Then we sit down
Then we get back up
And lasso all around
Then we spin
Clap our hands
(Four claps)
Then take a big moment to acknowledge the band
(Cheering)
Do the robot
And the sprinkler
And finish it off with our best Henry Winkler
Ay!”

Deadite zombies like to get their freak on
And when we get together they do the Necronomicon
Do the Necronomicon
Do the Necronomicon
Come on, come on
And do the Necronomicon

SHELLY
Can we kill these suckers yet?

LEAD
Just wait a little bit

JAKE
Can we beat them with a shoe?

LEAD
Not ‘til we’re done the tune

CHERYL
Can we mutilate these fools?

LEAD
No! Follow the rules

ED
I say we attack!

LEAD
What are you on? Crack?
After our dance we’ll attack our old friends
But before we do that, let’s Necronomicon again

OTHER CANDARIAN DEMONS
(Cheer)

ALL CANDARIAN DEMONS
First we jump
Then we sit down
Then we get back up
And lasso all around
Then we spin
Clap our hands
(Four claps)
Then take a big moment to acknowledge the band
(Cheering)
Do the robot
And the sprinkler
And finish it off with our best Henry Winkler
Ay!”

Deadite zombies like to get their freak on
And when we get together they do the Necronomicon

Do the Necronomicon

Do the Necronomicon