Jack Stauber - Milk

[Skit: Protagonist, Employee, Old Lady]
Uh, sir? A-are you alright?
*The protagonist is busy figuring out if he should take strawberry or raspberry ice cream*
Don't overthink it, man, just take one.​
Oh! Yeah, no, I think...
Thanks. I-I think I'll just come back for it.​
*The protagonist heads to an aisle to start shopping*
Okay, first thing's first is milk.​
Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk.​
Milk, oh, milk?
Pecan!
Huh?
*The protagonist looks at the old lady*
Oh!
Pecan!
Pe... you want pecan cookies?
Pecan!
I'll grab you some pecan cookies
*The protagonist takes a box of cookies off the aisle and give them to the old lady*
These aren't pecan, I said pecan!
Oh, I-I'm sorry.​
Well, what're you, deaf?
I'm not deaf...​
Huh?
I said I'm not deaf.​
Well, nice to meet you, Jeff!
Can you grab me the cookies I actually asked for?
Yeah, yeah, I can... yeah, sorry.​
I've never even had this kind before.​
You should try it, th-they're pretty good!
I'll try 'em some other time.​
*The protagonist picks another box of cookies off the shelf, only to find that the old lady that was in front of him disappeared*
Here you... oh.​
Where'd she go?
*The protagonist walks away to go to the dairy aisle and picks up some milk*
Alright, milk's done, next up...
Wait, this milk is expired...
Hmm... Expired...

[Verse 1]
What kind of milk were you?
What kind of life did you live through? (Oh!)
Did you know love?
Will you rest in peace?
Did you have a family?

[Bridge]
How was the view from the shelf?
Did you ever believe in yourself?

[Verse 2]
What kind of milk were you?
What kind of life did you live through?
Did your life drip rich with calcium?
Did they laugh at you or did you laugh with them?

[Outro]
Dairy beloved
Your days are gone
The grocery list goes on