Kollektivet - TMI (Too Much Information)

We are about to get extremely seriuously together
And I know our lives are gonna get so much better
But firts we should come clean and just be honest with each other
That's what I learned from the most important person in my life, my mother
We both have secrets and things we're not proud of I belive it's true
And it's best to talk about them now for me and you
'Cuz this relationship should be built on honesty
And we don't want old stuff to come and hunt us when we're family

- Agree?

I sometimes text with my ex-girlfriend just because we're friends
But if you don't want me to speak with her, I'll make sure it ends
I can be somewhat untidy and sometimes I make a mess
But if you ask "Do I look good in this dress?"
I will say "Yes."

I only eat spaghetti, hamburgers and pizza
I have a picture of me leaning against the croocked tower of Pisa
If I do not pluck my eyebrows they will grow to one
I know the entire lyrics to Celine Dions "My Heart Will Go On"
I squeeze the mayonnaise tube right here in the middle
I forget the toilet seat, and Ringo is my favourite Beatle
I have every episode of "Teen mom" on my PVR
And I collect all of my tonails in this jar
I have a dream to one day become a famous superstar
And there's a homeless man named Greg that is living in my car
Hope this doesn't scare you away from us two becoming one
'Cuz we'll gave a lot of love
And this crappy song

- Wow, that's lot to process. I didn't know... There is a Greg in your car? Well, I appreciate the honesty. So...

I have a diamond jeweled pink iPhone encasement
Chronic flatulence and a boy in my basement
If I drink I turn sexist and I can be a prick
But I will try my utmost not to ne like that, now suck my dick
I sometimes cry when I watch a super duper touching movie
I put my cat - and I think that Nickelback is super groovy
I've had like fifty girlfriends before we met each other
Let's say like fiftyone, if we include your mother
I have so many things on my heart that I gotta say
I hate laughter, and your sexface makes me sort of gay
I know it's harsh but honesty, that is what I'm all about
I don't eject the USB before I plug it out
Sometimes I swap babies in the hospital just for fun
And right now under here I'm pointing at you with loaded gun
I hope you still want to be my one
'Cuz we'll have a lot of love
And this crappy song!

- I don't know if I can...

I am a wizard and my best friend is a goose named Peter
Sometimes I wet the bed, but mainly I am a bed shitter
If I get bored I pay my twinbrother to hang with you
Actually I am him right now, hello my name is Stu

I have a family of martians hiding in my attic
My dad's also my unclebrother and I am a 1D fan
I was a she, but took a sexchange just to be with you
I have 11 pairs of crocks and a YOLO tattoo
I sometimes breastfeed sleeping hoboes, then I run away
I stole the "Z" from crazy, so that we could just say cray
I might look young, but I am 120 years
'Cuz I sold my soul to Satan and inject myself with baby tears
I hope you wanna be my girl for all eternity
Cut of my hand, together we can rule the galaxy
If you don't stop me this song is gonna last forever
And is it ever gonna take off? Let me tell you: Never!
I still believe it's important with this type of conversation
I really hope this isn't Too Much Information

- Okay, this is a bit too much
- Oh...
- It's really because my... my best friend is a duck, and ducks and geese don't really get along. It's like vampires and werewolves. So, it's a no go. I'm sorry. I'm just gonna go.
- Hey, Peter. Guess who's single and ready to hit the town with his favourite goose friend? That's who!