Martyn Joseph - Celebrity

I'm a celebrity, tousled and vivacious

I'm a celebrity, publicity voracious

I'm a celebrity, a midiocre icon

I'm adorable, especially when the mic's on

Celebrity, with a pre-nuptial arrangement

To be followed by a photo-spread estrangement


Fashionably turned out

Immaculately churned out

Rehab ripe and burned out

On a short lease destiny

Magazine confessional

Vulnerably obsessional

An emotional professional

Renowned for being me, me, me


I'm a celebrity, a surface raconteur

I'm a celebrity, RSVP's everywhere

I'm a celebrity, attending acting classes

I'm a lap dog, a poodle for the masses

Celebrity, with injected lips that pout

I am a spiritual, with a cook-book coming out

I'm a celebrity, every word is true

I'm a celebrity, misquote me and I'll sue

I'm a celebrity, with depression, anorexia

And a mystery illness which should make me even sexier

Celebrity, with superficial grace

Always wearing this mask, that eats the face


Fashionably turned out

Immaculately churned out

Rehab ripe and burned out

On a short lease destiny

Magazine confessional

Vulnerably obsessional

An emotional professional

Renowned for being me, me, me

Celebrity