Pixies - Motherbanger

One, two, three
well my mother is a whore let me tell you more
my mother did something to me when I was twenty-three
she spilt a cup of tea all over my knee
I said mother, oh my god what have you done
she said nevermind son lets have some fun
your pantaloon is undone I can see you're well hung
and then she fiddled with my cords
and then she...
my mother gunned my weapon
this is the dawning of the age
of King Oedapus
King Oedapus I need a puss
my mothers just as good as any other
she drives me wild like a hyena gone manic
lets get Hispanic!
uh huh huh uh huh huh
me mama es un whor-a
uh huh huh uh huh huh
me Espanol is muy poor-a
ever since I've been at my mothers nipple, guess I've been a dipple
now I'm fully converted
I'm heavily perverted
like I wanna have sex with a mutant ibex
wanna whack my wand in the nearest pond
wanna stick my spear in a stingrays ear
now my mother got jealous
of my new bedfellas/ started picking an argument
she said son you're bent
so I said aaaah
she said don't want to cause offence but your making no sense
I said aaaah
she said don't want to cause friction but where's your diction
I said aaaah
she said express yourself another way we're ..... on the TA
so I shot her
as the blood spilled from her vest
she said son they'll be no more incest
I said I know mother thats why I killed ya
and your dying body for necrophila