Swish and Flick - Sly In Slytherin

I put the S-L-Y
The SLY in house of Slytherin
The H-O-T
The HOT in house of Slytherin
The S-I-N
The SIN in house of Slytherin
The S-L-U-T
The SLUT in house of Slytherin

We always cheat at quidditch
Coz we like to dirty
Knock you off your broom so
We can win by 30

We always say what's
On our minds,
Concisely never wordy

We're the coolest kids
At school you
Ravenclaws are nerdy.

Professor Snape our
Head of house so we
Excell at potions

We don't have to
Work hard we just go
Through the motions

My complexions very
Smooth because I use
Special lotions

Shop at Knockturn
Alley for all our
Magic notions

(Yeah, you know how we do, Slytherins for life)

I put the S-L-Y
The SLY in house of Slytherin
The H-O-T
The HOT in house of Slytherin
The S-I-N
The SIN in house of Slytherin
The S-L-U-T
The SLUT in house of Slytherin

There's an orgy in
Our common room
Every friday night

When a Gryffindor
Step to use we always
Start a fight

We're not always well
Behaved, we don't
Always do what's right

We're really good
Kissers, but I must
Warn we bite

We take co-ed bubble
Baths in the Prefects'
Bathroom

Lucius Malfoy makes
Sure Draco has the
Fastest broom

Our dorms are in the
Dungeons 'cause we
Like to live in gloom

Trelawney can
Predict Harry
Potter's coming doom

I put the S-L-Y
The SLY in house of Slytherin
The H-O-T
The HOT in house of Slytherin
The S-I-N
The SIN in house of Slytherin
The S-L-U-T
The SLUT in house of Slytherin

Our uniforms are grey
And green because
We're from old money
Only wealthy pure-blood boys are allowed to call me honey
The Basilisk was not a myth unlike the Easter Bunny

When it petrified
Hermione we found
It rather funny

Salazar's our
Founding father with
A master plan

To keep out all the
Mudbloods by
Putting up a ban

The best headmaster
In history was
Phineas Nigellus
His portrait hangs on
The wall to make
Dumbledore jelous

I put the S-L-Y
The SLY in house of Slytherin
The H-O-T
The HOT in house of Slytherin
The S-I-N
The SIN in house of Slytherin
The S-L-U-T
The SLUT in house of Slytherin

To the H, to the O, to the U-S-E
To the O, to the F, to the S-L-Y
To the T, to the H, to the E-R-I-N
What's that spell? House of Slytherin

I put the S-L-Y
The SLY in house of Slytherin
The H-O-T
The HOT in house of Slytherin
The S-I-N
The SIN in house of Slytherin
The S-L-U-T
The SLUT in house of Slytherin

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven
All good witches go to heaven
If that's the case, then I guess I'm going to hell
You know what I say to that, I say: Oh well