The Midnight Beast - Lez Be friends

It's the year of the beast!
You better have a shower
before you come out tonight girls,
because you're gonna get dirtyyy

Yeah! It's your boy, Stefan!
Le-le-le-let's walk!

If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)

I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine
I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I
mean
Its like a sweet sixteen but the girls are eighteen
And I cant wait to peel em like a tangerine

Im gonna g..go down on em like a submarine
Submarines are fun he he he he heee
I-I-I I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm

It's going [woop woop]
I can't feel my ears I think theyre bleeding
From the [woop woop]
I can't work out why the girls are screaming

I'm the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls?

I still hear the [woop woop]
Maybe if I let her she would [woop] me with a [woop
woop]
I can't work out why the girls dont fancy me

Im the best looking boy in sight no hang on
I bet you like boobies right?


If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she dont like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)

If a girl wont kiss
(She's taking the piss)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe this)
If she doesnt fancy me (well!)
She must bat for the other team
(She's a lesbian)

Take two, its my rapping debut
Im having trouble trying to find a better girl to
pursue
Im like a fire truck What, Full of muscley guys?
I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my ___
size (Ohhh)

And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say my name is Pogo, you wanna jump on my
stick?
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
She doesnt see the funny side and sprays my face
with mace

Its going [tss tss]
I can't feel my eyes I think theyre bleeding
From the [tss tss]
I can't work out why the girl is screaming

Im the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait unless she likes kissing girls?

I still feel the [tss tss]
Maybe she could [tss] me up my [tss tss] with a [tss
tss]

I cant work out why the girls dont fancy me

Im the best looking boy in sight holy smokes
I bet she likes boobies right?

If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she dont like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
(She must be a lesbian)

If a girl wont kiss
(She's taking the piss)
Or get down with this
(I can't believe this)
If she doesn't give me the eye, (well!)
She must drive on the other side (She's a lesbian)

That girl she must be a lesbian
Tha-tha-that girl she must be a lesbian,
Tha-tha-that girl she must be a lesbian,
Tha-tha-that girl she must be a lesbian,
(She's a lesbian)

I-I-It's your birthday!
You go girl!
What's your name?
I like your, shoes!

We are two boys and we're looking for two girls
They are two girls lets talk to the girls
How are you? Whats your name?
I try to talk but I just came
In my pants, I am sad
Chatting up girls is really rad.

If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she dont like me
(She must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly
Uhh, you're a lesbian!

If a girl can act,
(She must be a thespian!)
Is that right?
Yeah!
(She must be a thespian!)
If she doesn't fancy me (well!)
She must bat for the other team (She's a lesbian)

That girl, she must be a lesbian
That girl, she must be a lesbian
That girl, she must be a lesbian
That girl, she must,

She's a lesbian.
Les-les-lesbian
That girl, she must,
She's a lesbian.
Les-lesbian
That girl she must be a lesbian,
She't a lesbian.