The Mumblers - Like A No Good Crook

[Jake:]
I wanna drive fast (and I wanna take it slow)
When I take the top down (I can’t say no)
Your body is a blessing (yours is a curse)
I need an overcoat (right there in my purse)
I pull you in closer (give me the squeeze)
You’re like a hot rod motor (so turn the key)
I know I’m not the first (but you’ll be the last)
What I did last week (let the past be the past)

Got you shoutin’ & scratchin’ (that ain’t a lie)
Lotta girls stay frozen (I ain’t never been shy)
I ain’t got money (you don’t need cash)
But I’d rob a bank (that sounds like a blast)
You’d be my Bonnie (you’d be my Clyde!)
We’d out run ‘em all (till the day we died)
You know you knock me out (like a right hand hook)
And you stole my heart (like a no good crook)

Like a no good crook

[Allie:]
Now you be the husband (you be the bride)
And when we get older (I’ll still take the ride)
I don’t need diamonds (rubies or gold)
When God made us (he broke the mold)
People make stories (let ‘em talk)
And if they don’t stop (I’m cocked and locked)
You know you knock me out (like a right hand hook)
And you stole my heart (like a no good crook)

Like a no good crook