442oons - Ballon d'Or 2016 (FIFA Men's Best) Rap Battle

Who will win the FIFARCE Best Player?
Cristiano Euronaldo! Real and Portugal!
Who will win the FIFARCE Best Player?
Lionel Messi! Barca and Argentina!
Who will win the FIFARCE Best Player?
Griezmann! Atleti and France!
Who will win the FIFARCE Best Player?
Legitimate jokes only, please! So nothing about Cristiano Jr!

It's so clear, it's so easy to see! Ha-ha!
The best player in the world this year was me!
Champion! Champion! Champion! Champions again!
Tell me, Barca b*tch, what is 1+10?
But what about... The Ballon d'Or? How kind of you to give to me!
Well, what about... The Copa America? Hmm, let's see...
I loved your George Michael penalty - WHAM!
You lost, then retired! Threw your toys out the pram!
I won the Golden Boo...by prize! Me - I won the final!
You blew a major tournament, you're just another Lionel!
I won The Best... Penalty Taker In The UCL?
You blew a major penalty, you're just another Lionel!
I love your celebration! Really? No, it sucks!
It's like you're pleasuring two men's cocks!
One more class advice, tip from a friend:
Antoine, this is how you celebrate like a legend!

Who will win the FIFARCE Best Player?
Will you... Shhhhhhhh!
Who will win the FIFARCE Best Player?
Will you... Shhhhhhhh!
Who will win the FIFARCE Best Player?
Will... Shhhhhhhh!
Who will win the FIFARCE Best Player?
Will... Shhhhhhhh! I could do this all night!