442oons - Counting Cards

Lately I've been, I've been lacking sleep...
Tonight I'm refereeing Man U - PSG!
There'll be no play-acting or tackling very hard!
Soon it's Valentine's Day, so I'll be giving cards!
Yeah, count these yellow cards!

First of the night for my valentine!
2! You took him from behind!
3! Abuse of rodent-kind!
4! Young "pulled" the lucky swine!
Oh, you really have to go... No! Oh, I love you so!
5! Beating up the old!
Play on! He dived! I know!
I-I-I-I-I-I... feel something so right, waving this card thing... That's number 6!
I-I-I-I-I-I... feel you should be gone! Please, will you wear my ring? Oh, my Lord!
I could just lie... Please just lie! I will lie - no foul!
Every single yellow makes me feel alive!

Lately I've been, I've been counting sheep...
Tonight I've only spoilt Man U - PSG!
That's a yellow - thrusting way too hard!
Soon it's Valentine's Day! So far I've given 7 cards!

Number 8 - you knocked him off his feet!
You're lucky it's not red for what you wore last week!
Number 9! Thank you! Life is sweet!
Number 11! It's got to hurt, he's pre-obese!
And number 10, Paul Pogba... Second yellow card...