442oons - Southgate is a Clown

Southgate doesn't know what he's doing!
Southgate doesn't know what he's doing!
Foden left-wing?!
Trent midfielding?!
Scored a goal!
EVERYONE DEFENDING!

Southgate doesn't know what he's doing!
Southgate doesn't know what he's doing!
Sideways passing!
Kane just gassing!
They scored a goal!
NO MORE ATTACKING!

Gareth Southgate is the kind of guy...
... who wears a helmet on a Peloton!
... who puts low power mode on at 99%!
... who uses a knife and fork to eat a Big Mac!
... who wears a life-jacket while taking a bath!
... who claps when the plane lands! Which will presumably be after the first knockout match...
... who takes the minus offer on The Chase!
... who parallel parks on Grand Theft Auto!
... who would be offered the Man United job!
... who would say "We don't have a natural replacement for a Kalvin Phillips"
Ha! Wait... he actually did that one!
Southgate would've hit one of the Twin Towers, then sat back...

Southgate doesn't know what he's doing!
Southgate doesn't know what he's doing!
Foden left-wing?!
Boss, I'm freezing...
Scored a goal!
EVERYONE DEFENDING!

Southgate doesn't know what he's doing!
Southgate doesn't know what he's doing!
Sideways passing!
Kane just gassing!
They scored a goal!
NO MORE ATTACKING!
You're sacked in the morning!
GOLDBRIDGE IN!