A Very Potter Sequel - Gettin' Along

DUMBLEDORE:
I bet
you're the one who gets
all of the boys to buy you things.

UMBRIDGE:

I'm sure
that you get all the girls
to beg you for their wedding rings.

DUMBLEDORE:

I like your twisted humor!

UMBRIDGE:

I like your mystic rumors!

DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE:

I'd say we can assume we're
gonna get along!

UMBRIDGE:

You're not
like average Joes,
or Jims or Tims or Johns.

DUMBLEDORE:

... And I'd wager
that you'd never run from danger
with those muscles made of bronze!

I can safely shout
without a doubt
that it won't take very long...

DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE:

... Before we're getting--
--and not regretting--
ever setting on gettin' along!

DUMBLEDORE:

You are a beautiful sample!
For example,
my gosh-- you're so strong!

What's-a matter with me?

UMBRIDGE:

Now you're just flattering me!

DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE:

...Oh, how we're both just gettin' along!

UMBRIDGE:

I've never felt this way before...

DUMBLEDORE:

[spoken] "Felt how?"

UMBRIDGE:

[spoken] "Um, intimidated..."

... You have such prominence and poise.

DUMBLEDORE:

[spoken] "Oh, that ol' thing--"

... Baby, it's just me, Dumbledore.

So just try to relax,
face the facts:
You feel just like one of the boys!

UMBRIDGE:

[spoken] "One of the boys? I do?!"

DUMBLEDORE:

[spoken] "Oh you should, baby!"

UMBRIDGE:

Yes sir,
you're the one professor
that'd I'd want detention from!

DUMBLEDORE:

Umbridge-
you're the handsome wizard
that'd I want an extension from!

UMBRIDGE:

[spoken] "... And you'll get one, too!"

DUMBLEDORE:

I'll get the door!

UMBRIDGE:

Oh, you'll get much more!

DUMBLEDORE & UMBRIDGE:

Either way we can't go wrong...

With how shamelessly
and how famously
we're both just getting' along...

We'll be get, get, gettin',
get, get, gettin',
gettin' along!