Bloodywood - Angry Santa

I'M. FUCKING.
SICK OF THIS SHIT, BUT I CANT SAY NO
ASS-FIRST DOWN chimneys I'm a hoe hoe hoe,
When i bake my rum cake: its more rum than cake,
CAUSE IT helps me forget THAT MY IDENTITY'S fake

Pissed off! cause parents make me part of the lie,
I'm THEIR tool, I'M A bribe and I don't know why
Here we go again, you better be a good boy
better be POLITE or you won't get that toy!

Greeeeed, your greeeeed makes you good
Goooood, don't come from within, WELL THEN maybe it should

CHORUS:

LETS GO MOTHERFUCKER
LETS GO MOTHERFUCKER
GOT 1.8 BILLION HOMES TO COVER
THESE GIFTS AINT GONNA DELIVER THEMSELVES
"theres a note on your back"
MAN, FUCK THOSE ELVES

JINGLE JINGLE MOTHERFUCKER
JINGLE JINGLE MOTHERFUCKER
MILK AND COOKIES AINT WORTH THE fucking EFFORT, COCKSUCKER
I RIDE ALL NIGHT WITH DEER SHIT HITTING MY FACE


What happens when they grow up and learn the truth?
Santa aint real, there goes your childhood,
You can always buy people shit to show that you care
Even if it's just a tie or some underwear


Use more glitter, use more plastic, use more paper to wrap
Even the north FUCKING pole is polluted with your crap,
them elves have spoken, they can't work for free,
damn right, that shit is legit slavery,


LETS GO MOTHERFUCKER
LETS GO MOTHERFUCKER
GOT 1.8 BILLION HOMES TO COVER
THESE GIFTS AINT GONNA DELIVER THEMSELVES
"who drank all the beer?"
MAN, FUCK THOSE ELVES

JINGLE JINGLE MOTHERFUCKER
JINGLE JINGLE MOTHERFUCKER
MILK AND COOKIES AINT WORTH THE fucking EFFORT, COCKSUCKER
I RIDE ALL NIGHT WITH DEER SHIT ON MY FACE
ALL THE WAY FROM NORTH POLE TO YOUR STUPID FIREPLACE


FUCK IT, I'M DONE I'm giving to those in need,
I quit, I can be better, I can finally be free,
Give to those who need it and I'll stop talking,
Do it, or I'll be back to take a shit in your stalking!

Do it or Ill be back to take a shit in your stalking!
Do it, or Ill be back to take a shit in your stalking!