Danny Kaye - Tongue Twisters

Everybody's heard of Peter Piper
And the peck of pickles peppers that he picked
That's such a silly simple children's game
It hasn't even got a name

But I'd like to bet that it'll trip ya
And I bet you're gonna have to say you're picked
If Peter Piper you pronounce with ease
Then twist your tongue around these

Moses supposes his toeses are roses
But Moses supposes erroneously
For Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses
As Moses supposes his toeses to be

That's tongue twisters
And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung
If you insist
You wanna try a lisp
Then step up mister ans twist your tongue

Now Kissle will whistle at busty Ms. Russel
Who'll brustle and rustle 'till Kissel will roar
So Russel asked Axel for Kissel's dismissal
And this'll teach Kissel to whistle no more

That's tongue twisters
And it seems so easy 'till the word gets sprung

Tito and Tato were tattooed it total
But Toto was only tattooed on his toe
So Tato told Tito where Toto was tattooed
Bur Tito said Toto's tattoo wouldn't show

Theda thought Thora was thumping her thimble
But Thomas thought Thora was thumping her drum
Said Theda if Thora's not thumping her thimble
I think that she surely is thumping her thumb

That's tongue twisters
And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung
If you insist
You wanna try a lisp
Then step up mister ans twist your tongue

Now Charley is chary when choosing his cheeses
And cheese is a challenge when Charley arrives
When Charley is charming and chooses a cheddar
Then chews it and chips it and chops in some chives

Heda is hoping to hot to Tahiti
To hack a hibiscus to hang on her hat
Now Hesa has hundreds of hats on her hatrack
So how can a hop to Tahiti help that

Snobby Miss. Nora is sniffing her snuffer
The snuffer's no sniffing makes Nora sneeze
When Synda lets Nort know his Nora is sneezing
She snappily snorts Nora's sneezing a breeze

Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore
For shops at the seashore are so sure to lose
And she's not so sure of what she should be selling
Should Sheila sell sea shells or should she sell shoes

That's tongue twisters
And it seems so easy till the word gets sprung
If you insist
You wanna try a lisp
Then step up mister ans twist your

Twista felt Twister was trying to whistle
But Twister had twisted his tongue