Hank Green - Mules Are So Half-Ass

The mink lost her furry scarf, she said it was stole
The shoe salesman wanted to help, 'cause he had so much sole
But then his whole left side fell off, but he's all right now
The pregnant heifer saw it happen, yeah, she had a cow
The CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass

The bike can't sand up by itself, it says it's two-tired
The human cannonball was late for work and he got fired
If your pants are too big you'll get exposed in the end
and if you crash your fancy car you'll see how a mercedez bends.
The CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass

I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me
It's just like riding a bike, or playing with your wii
If you don't pay your excorcist, you'll get reposessed
The pirate shot himself so he could have a dead man's chest
The CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas
And I really hate mules because they're so half-ass