Oblivion - Theodore

My friend Theodore, my friend Theodore, my friend Theodore
Won't talk to me no more.
She'd rather be with friends who think it's funny when sheís
Laid out on the floor.
She is passed out on the couch a-watching T.V. ëcos her friends kept saying
"One more beer", exposed her fears,
And all this while I was driving down the I-294...I drove
My friend Theodore, my friend Theodore, my friend Theodore
To the grocery store.
So she could buy her liquor for her friends who only
Treat her like a whore.
They use her for her money and her sex and then get ready for
The big game, a crying shame,
I'm glad I walked out when I did, I couldn't take it anymore...

Theodore,
Nothing to say to make you change,
Nothing to change to make you see,
Nothing to see but someone who had a call, and let it get away.
What good's my crying when I know you cannot hear?
What good's your smiling when you know I cannot see?
Theodore roll over beg, Theodore roll over...I said

My friend Theodore, my friend Theodore, my friend Theodore
Thinks her life's a bore.
I guess that looking pretty with that walk and that talk can
Really be a chore.
There'll never be a spark unless that boy looks like a model for
L.L. Bean, and that whole scene,
Maybe you'll buy yourself a pizza and donate it to the poor...so if
My friend Theodore, my friend Theodore, my friend Theodore
Wonders if I'm sore,
She'll always have a photograph to look at with the
Outfits that we wore.
The rocket that you ride will be synonymous with black and black and
Yellow plaid, and I got mad,
So let me turn my head away, and don't forget to slam the door...
My Theodore.