Lej Mi Pół - Must Be The Qtas

-Marian, play something for me cuz
we're sitting here like fags
-On TVP Trwam [1], dear Jareczek,
"Ambushing a pedophile", season eight
-Something different, something, like, interesting
-"Must Be the Qtas"[2] on JeleńTV?
-Play it, this will be good,
this will be good

Marian's had a band for four years
Unfortunately he didn't made a career at fucking all
He'll go to Polsat[3], there they'll promote him
Eat him, trample on him and fucking spit on him

Must Be the Qtas
Must Must Be the Qtas
Must Be the Qtas
Must Must (x2)

Marysia, a girl from a simple family
Aged 13, she moved out of Karwina
When they heard her mediocre singing
She got YES four times [4]

Must Be the Qtas
Must Must Be the Qtas
Must Be the Qtas
Must Must (x2)

Elżbieta bought this kind of a new bass
She already knows all the tabs
The jury, of course, doesn't give a fuck
Because she has zits on her neck

Now!
Must Be the Qtas
Must Must Be the Qtas
Must Be the Qtas
Must Must (x2)

8 PM, it starts on Polsat
A show, a fucking show starts
Every Pole is sending texts
And Marian, with his band, will be puking again

Must Be the Qtas
Must Must Be the Qtas
Must Be the Qtas
Must Must (x4)

Must Be the Qtas,
Or this X-Shit[5], penis?
Lalalalalalala

[1] Portmanteau of TVP, the Polish state TV known for its right-leaning political views, and TV Trwam, a Catholic channel known for various financial scandals regarding its founder.
[2] Parody of "Must Be the Music", a Polish music competition.
[3] The TV station that runs "Must Be the Music".
[4] MBtM's jury is known for biases towards singers with sad stories who may not be the best singers. This is later echoed in Elżbieta's story - a talented musician being disregarded due to bad looks.
[5] A reference to X-Factor, another TV show of similar kind.