OT.TO - Motowalczyk

More than once, I've seen a situation
Where a person - seemingly one with class
Intelligent, certainly no idiot -
Threatened an elderly woman using cane with the third finger

You ...... drive like a perfect ......
You chicken-soup-perfumed villain
What's that ... doing? How that ...... drives!
Where are you going, you ...... crone?
Where'd you come from, you ......?
Where'd you come from?

I also saw elegant dames
Driving straight from the hair salon
So beautiful, ephemeral, that it takes the breath away
Screeching in their limousine as though they were being slaughtered

You ...... drive like a perfect ......
You chicken-soup-perfumed villain
What's that ... doing? How that ...... drives!
Where are you going, you ...... crone?
Where'd you come from, you ......?
Where'd you come from?

Once an older man in a hat
Sat down, refined, into his vehicle
Checked his mirrors as well as seatbelts
Started his engine, hit the gas, and turned into a monster

You ...... drive like a perfect ......
You chicken-soup-perfumed villain
What's that ... doing? How that ...... drives!
Where are you going, you ...... crone?
Where'd you come from, you ......?
Where'd you come from?

I'm generally pretty ... calm
Soft-spoken and civilized
Well-behaved, polite, reserved
But, so as not to speak to highly of myself, I'm stricken with madness behind the wheel

Please ma'am, not this way, where'd you get that makeup?
And what's that smell, sir? That turn was too sharp
What's that man doing? How that bimbo drives!
Where are you hurrying off to, ma'am? And you sir, go ... !
And you sir, go ...!
And you sir, go tralalala!