Red Zebra - Kookaburra Bird

Some say it is a nerd
No better than a turd
The joker of the herd
The kookaburra bird

It doesn't wear a string
It doesn't hum or sing
It's only laughing
The kookaburra bird

Noah had a boat but he never had a...
a kookaburra bird
Eve had a snake but she never had a…
a kookaburra bird

You find it in the zoo
Next to the cockatoo
Or in a kangoroo
The kookaburra bird

It doesn't eat a fish
Prefers another dish
Koala or a quiche
The kookaburra bird

Mary had a child but she never had a...
a kookaburra bird
Moses had a dream but he never had a...
a kookaburra bird

It likes to build a nest
But only for a guest
That wants to have a rest
The kookaburra bird

It's such a funny bloke
It likes to play and poke
It's always full of jokes
The kookaburra bird

Cain had a brother but he never had a...
a kookaburra bird
David had a sling but he never had a...
a kookaburra bird

Some say it is a nerd
The joker of the herd
No better than a turd
The kookaburra bird

It doesn't wear a string
It doesn't hum or sing
It's only laughing
The kookaburra bird

Jesus had a cross but he never had a...
a kookaburra bird
God made man but why did he make a...
a kookaburra bird