Shane Dawson - Maybe This Christmas

It's Christmas time, and Santa's here
making the children smile,
but he's just a pedophile,
so you better watch your child.

Christmas trees in every house
covered in shiny lights,
but they just turn brown and die,
or set your whole house on fire.

These are the reasons I hate this season,
but I'mma give it a try...

Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas,
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Replace my heart ache and my pain
With mistletoe and candy cane.
This Christmas could go my way.

Havin' fun with all your friends
Sippin' on that egg nog,
But it just looks like jizz,
All over your upper lips.

House made out of ginger bread
Cookies like christmas trees,
Giving you heart disease
And type 2 diabetes.

These are the reasons I hate this season,
but I'mma give it a try...

Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Replace my heart ache and my pain
With mistletoe and candy cane.
This Christmas could go my way.

I've never seen reindeer fly,
I've never heard a sleigh bells ring,
Never seen a snowman came to live,
Never heard the angel sing,
But I hope, and I pray,
That maybe this Christman day
That'll change ...

Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Replace my heart ache and my pain
With mistletoe and candy cane.
This Christmas could go my way.

Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Replace my heart ache and my pain
Let's just dance the night away.
This Christmas is going my waaaaaayyy...

Just dance with me...